By John Kass, includes “Illinois politicians are panicked that everyone is wearing a wire. They’re so worried, they need to get naked just to have safe conversations. … Sandoval was trying to cover up the bribes and asked the federal informant working for SafeSpeed if there was a safe way to funnel the cash. ‘Do you have a bologna company or something innocuous?’ Sandoval asked the informant. … As a boy, I spent many years slicing bologna and other lunchmeats in my father’s store …”